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I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
-- Jim Morrison |
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I don't try all that much because if I fail, I can always say, "At least I didn't try."
-- Jim Moser |
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
-- Jim Samuels |
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If it's natural to kill why do men have to go into training to learn how?
-- Joan Baez |
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In life we make the best mistakes we know how to make. Then, with luck, we go out and make new ones.
-- Joan Oliver Goldsmith |
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Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
-- John Erskine |
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I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.
-- John Fugelsang |
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When helping my father do carpentry: "Come hold this nail. When you are ready, nod you head and I'll hit it."
-- John Marron |
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But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your girlfriend's tits. You get married, you suck your wife's tits. That's what life is. Life sucks.
-- John Ryman |
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Cheat if you think you can get away with it - remember, someone with richer parents is getting private tuition.
Shoplift as often as you can. Shopping centres factor shoplifting into their prices so if you don't do it, it's like they're getting money for free.
-- John Safran |
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Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children; now, I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmont, Earl of Rochester |
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The Olympic torch was born on the night
That God said 'Let There Be Light'
He then engineered a manuever so weird
That it caused the whole sky to go white -
He oxygenated the hydrogen!
- and thus did water ensue,
Setting the atmospheric strage
- from which to create me and you.
After he gave us the gift of life,
He employed a most novel device -
He invented "degrees," so the water would freeze,
And He created snow and ice!
Quite Willy-Nilly he made us all silly
And gave us a frightful yen
T'ward the frostiest sorts of bone chilling sports
- then exclaimed "Let The Games Begin."
-- Johnny Hart |
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The priests used to say that faith can move mountains, and nobody believed them. Today the scientists say that they can level mountains, and nobody doubts them.
-- Joseph Campbell |
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