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Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
-- Joseph Joubert |
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The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
-- Judith Hayes |
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If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.
-- Judith Hayes |
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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
-- Judith Stern |
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Make people think they're thinking, and they'll love you; make them really think and they'll hate you.
-- Justyn Watanabe |
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
-- Katherine Hepburn |
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Time's fun when you're having flies.
-- Kermit the Frog |
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When she sings, I get people in my throat.
-- Kermit, the frog |
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
-- Kin Hubbard |
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If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
-- Krystal Ann Kraus |
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Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
-- La Rouchefoucauld |
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If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.
-- Larry Wright |
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There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
-- Lawrence J. Peter |
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
-- Lazarus Long |
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