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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.
-- Mel Brooks |
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne |
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You want what on the fucking ceiling?
-- Michelangelo |
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Basically, this guy was a saint, so we drink.
-- Michelle Michaels of WDVE, on St. Patrick's Day |
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
-- Mickey Mouse |
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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you will see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin |
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Children are the most expensive form of entertainment.
-- Mihaela Iosof |
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He doesn't play hard to get. He plays hard to want.
-- Mike Marotta |
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Yeah, I can see why beautiful cars are compared to beautiful women... they usually belong to someone else.
-- Mike Patterson |
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What can I say? I got fucked. People are always fucking with me. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
-- Mike Tyson |
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I don't know whether Europe will accept us, but Africa has already put us on their waiting list.
-- Milovan Ilic, Yugoslav commentator and humorist |
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I'm ready to forgive him for the desire to be a king, but not for wanting to have 23 million court jesters.
-- Milovan Ilic, Yugoslav commentator and humorist |
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The nation wept tears of remorse for their leader: the tear-gas accomplished what was expected.
-- Milovan Ilic, Yugoslav commentator and humorist |
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Brad Pitt's hair, Tom Cruise's smile, George Clooney's body and Bill Gates wallet.
-- Miss Piggy, tell US Marie Claire magazine about her perfect composite man |
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The really depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I will never be as good as the wall.
-- Mitch Hedberg |
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