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There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply.
-- W C Fields

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking, it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
-- W C Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
-- W C Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit, no use being a damn fool about things.
-- W C Fields

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W C Fields

Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W C Fields

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
-- W C Fields

Say anything that you like about me, except that I drink water.
-- W C Fields

I never drank anything stronger than beer, before I was twelve.
-- W C Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-- W C Fields

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
-- W C Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it.
-- W C Fields

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
-- W C Fields

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
-- W C Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
-- W C Fields