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| An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. |
| Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? |
| ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! |
| Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. |
| If you don't care where you are, you're not lost. |
| Before you do anything, you have to do something else first. |
| Cobweb Site: A World Wide Web Site that hasn't been updated for a long time. A dead web page. |
| 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message "404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be located. "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man." |
| Paul Revere Virus: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice if by C. |
| The likelihood of a hard disk crash is in direct proportion to the value of the material that hasn't been backed up. |
| 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
| If the new software you want requires new hardware to run, you don't need the new software. |
| The more pounds the package weighs, the harder it will be to find the installation instructions. |
| If you make a copy of your system configuration nine out of ten times, the tenth time is the only time you will need it. |
| If you fiddle with something long enough, you'll break it. |
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