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Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.
-- Churchill's reply |
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I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
-- Cleveland Amory |
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All charming people have something to hide, usually it is their total dependance on the appreciation of others.
-- Cyril Connolly |
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If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.
-- Dave Barry |
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This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they'll tell you exactly what they want. They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday-morning cartoon-show advertisements. Make sure you get your children exactly what they ask for, even if you disapprove of their choices. If your child thinks he wants Murderous Bob, the Doll with the Face You Can Rip Right Off, you'd better get it. You may be worried that it might help to encourage your child's antisocial tendencies, but believe me, you have not seen antisocial tendencies until you've seen a child who is convinced that he or she did not get the right gift.
-- Dave Barry |
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Most dogs are earnest, which is why people like them. You can say any fool thing to a dog, and he will give you this look that says, "Wow! You're RIGHT! I NEVER would have thought of that!"
-- Dave Barry |
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Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn.
-- David & Leigh Eddings |
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Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so.
-- Dennis Miller |
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
-- Dennis Wholey |
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Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
-- Dorothy Parker, when asked why she had not delivered her copy on time. |
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
-- Ellen DeGeneres |
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is.
-- Ellen Degeneres |
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Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea.
-- Enoch Powell |
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Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself.
-- Erich Fromm |
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Never mistake motion for action.
-- Ernest Hemmingway |
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