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| What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW |
| There are always three sides to every story; Your side, the other side and the truth. |
| I cannot praise the Preacher's eyes, I never saw his glance divine, He always shuts them when he prays, And when he preaches he shuts mine. |
| Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific, Fain would I fathom thy nature specific, Loftily poised in ether capacious, Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous. |
| For perfect happiness, remember two things: 1. Be content with what you've got. 2. Be sure you've got plenty |
| Satan didn't fall. He was pushed. |
| Mother, I Want to Go to the Mountainside and Harden Myself with Physical Labor. |
| If there were an afterlife, Isaac Asimov would have written a book about it by now. |
| If Jesus loves me, why doesn't he ever send me flowers? |
| And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."And Jesus replied, "What? |
| The West wasn't won on salad. |
| Some come here to sit and think; but I come here to shit and stink. |
| You pretend to work and we'll pretend to pay you. |
| Each time you suppress a sneeze, you kill 10,000 braincells. |
| If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. |
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