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| Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| There's no real need to do housework - after four years it doesn't get any worse. |
| I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. |
| Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field. |
| Interviewer: "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?" 15-year-old: "No, they both ran into each other at the same time." |
| Presenter (to palaeontologist): "So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?" Expert: "Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth." Presenter: "So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?" Expert: "Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks." |
| Grand National winning jockey Mick Fitzgerald: "Sex is an anti-climax after that!" Desmond Lynam: "Well, you gave the horse a wonderful ride, everyone saw that." |
| Having a wonderful time, glad you're not here. |
| P.S. I would have enclosed the $ you asked for, but I had already sealed the envelope. Love, Mom |
| "I didn't do anything!" "But you would have done it, given the chance." "And so I should be punished?" "Exactly." |
| I fell asleep trying to wake you up. |
| 50% of all married people are women |
| George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand. |
| "The telephone pole was approaching fast and I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front." |
| If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan? |
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