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| Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful. |
| There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over. |
| Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.) |
| The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?" |
| POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money. |
| SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'. |
| And out of the chaos, a voice spoke: "Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse". And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse. |
| For those who think life's a joke - just think of the punchline! |
| Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder where you are; Up above I see you shine But according to Dr. Einstein You are not where you pretend! You are just around the bend, And your sweet seductive ray Has been leading men astray All these years, O little star! Don't you know how bad you are? |
| It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. |
| Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. |
| Solution to 2 of the worlds major problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry... |
| Confucius say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. |
| Confucius say too much. |
| Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians. |
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