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| The reason that we have been losing is because we haven't been winning. |
| If we can't fix it, it ain't broke. |
| Overdrawn? But I still have checks left! |
| The meek shall inherit the earth - they are too weak to refuse. |
| What's big and green, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table. |
| Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture. |
| The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. |
| It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. |
| For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: Drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on car rooftop. |
| "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows." |
| "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and drove into the river." |
| "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have." |
| "I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it." |
| "I collided with a stationary lorry coming the other way." |
| "A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face." |
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