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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
      -- W C Fields
...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
      -- W C Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
      -- W C Fields
Wife: "Why don't you go to bed." W.C.: "I thought I'd take a nap first."
      -- W C Fields
'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
      -- W C Fields
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancée.
      -- W C Fields
(Fields, on reading the bible) I admit I scanned it once, searching for some movie plots... but found only a pack of wild lies.
      -- W C Fields
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
      -- W C Fields
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
      -- W C Fields
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." W.C: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible."
      -- W C Fields
No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it's only a question of degree.
      -- W C Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
      -- W C Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
      -- W C Fields
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
      -- W C Fields
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
      -- W C Fields

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