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The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
Users don't know what they really want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
Windows 95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
Profanity is one language all programmers know best.
When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.
Software bugs are correctable only after the software is judged obsolete by the industry.
The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
There are no real secrets - only obfuscations.
Dan Quayle Virus: Their is sumthing rong with your komputer, but ewe cant figyour outt watt!
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
What's the difference between IBM and Jurassic Park? One is a theme park full of ancient mechanical monsters that scare its customers; the other is a movie.

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