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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
-- George Carlin |
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
-- George Carlin |
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
-- George Carlin |
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Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
-- George Jean Nathan on George Bernard Shaw |
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A humanitarian is always a hypocrite.
-- George Orwell |
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I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
-- Groucho Marx |
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx |
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I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!
-- Groucho Marx |
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
-- Groucho Marx |
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Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
-- Groucho Marx |
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I could dance with you until the cows come home... on second thoughts, I'll dance with the cows and you go home.
-- Groucho Marx |
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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx |
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That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust.
-- Gustave Flaubert |
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
-- Guy Davenport |
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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith |
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