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522 Silly Quotes
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| "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." |
| "He was all over the road, and I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him." |
| "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished." |
| Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |
| Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. |
| I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... |
| "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him." |
| Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. |
| Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose. |
| Friendly fire isn't. |
| Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing. |
| Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you can't get out!(This seems to be the guiding design principle behind the Soviet BMP and the Army's Bradley fighting vehicle. Both of which nicely package the troops for group destruction). |
| Indecision is the key to flexibility. |
| Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. |
| Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. |
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