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Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice.
-- W C Fields

(Epitaph) All things considered. I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-- W C Fields

My boy, when I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own.
-- W C Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
-- W C Fields

I must have a drink of breakfast
-- W C Fields

(Of an elderly lady dressed to kill...) She's all done up like a well-kept grave.
-- W C Fields

I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-- W C Fields

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach
-- W C Fields

(with a hangover) The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache...
-- W C Fields

Marriage is better than leprosy, because it's easier to get rid of.
-- W C Fields

Marry an outdoorswoman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.
-- W C Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
-- W C Fields

You're drunk! Yeah, and you're crazy. And I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.
-- W C Fields

Man: "Is this gambling?" W.C.: "Not the way I play it"
-- W C Fields

Of course, now I touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk.
-- W C Fields