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That is the saddest story I've ever heard. It has really touched my heart. And you have my deepest sympathies. Now fuck off and stop bothering me.

Life is but a game, and money is just a means of keeping score.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.

How did the fool get all that money in the first place?

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

Art is so obscure they had to invent philosophy to try to explain it.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.

While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.

Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.

The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

Sex is what women have and men want.