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| By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. |
| The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. |
| Beer math is 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. |
| If the enemy is in range, so are you! |
| The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped. |
| A reporter once said to John Lennon that Decca would be kicking themselves for rejecting the beatles, Lennon instantly replied, "I hope they kick themselves to death." |
| A friend is someone who will help you move; A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body. |
| Not everybody knows everything, so use everything you know. |
| No matter where you go, there you are. |
| Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant! |
| The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. |
| There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. |
| I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. |
| Definition of "Just Friends": It means I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it. |
| Carpe Diem - Seize the day Carpe Noctum - Seize the night Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants Carpe ovum - Seize the egg Cave Canem - Beware of the dog |
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