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The more I know men, the more I love my dog.

Adolescence is a dirty joke God played on humanity.

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

No radio. Already stolen.

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.

Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.

I can complain that rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice that thorn bushes have roses!

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.