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| When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat. |
| O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard A discouraging word, 'Cause what can an antelope say? |
| How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching. |
| I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped. |
| When I die I want to go like Grandpa, in my sleep. Not like Grandma in the passenger seat. |
| Bigamy is having one spouse two many. Monogamy is just the same. |
| Mummy, mummy, what's an orgasm? I dunno. Ask your father. |
| Body count math is 3 guerillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemy killed in action. |
| If you want to know where God is ask a drunk. |
| This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the left. |
| There are four types of men in the world; lovers, opportunists, lookers-on, and imbeciles. The happiest are the imbeciles. |
| When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear. |
| The other day I say a fly walking down the street with his man open. |
| Well actually it's a lot like smoking a cigar, but you don't bite the tip off. |
| The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. |
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