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Tasty Treat
Hey,good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?

Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Taco Belle
Do you have any tacos on you?

(No.)

In that case, will you make out with me?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Bird Brain
Oh, you're a bird watcher!

(Whip out your unit and ask:)

Well, would you take this for a swallow?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Subtraction
Hey, you wanna do a 68?

(What?)

You go down, and I'll owe you one.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Fiesta
The only place I want to go is south of the border.


      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Face It
What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?


      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Gillette
Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!


      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Chaffing
My shirt's chaffing me.....


      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Charge Card
They say the best things in life are free....they lied (but I do accept American Express)
      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Be My Valentine
You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.


      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)

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