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Working At The Zoo

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it

happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the

night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They

tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in

the gorilla's skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will

keep coming to the zoo.



Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so

he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all

cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat

it up. This isnt so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting

on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring,

swinging around.



During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and

crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle

of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's

terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"



The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and

hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"


      -- The Jokemeister's free jokes (http://www.markfunk.com)

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