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Buddy
Get a single rose and walk up to her/him, hand it to that person, and say... Here this buds for you.
      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Falling
Q: Did it hurt? A: Excuse me? Q: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Terrorismn
Are your parent's terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb.
      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Touching
Can you touch my hand? I just wanted to know what its like to be touched by an angel.


      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Dancing Queen
Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: No

Man: Oh, you must have misunderstood me. I said 'YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS'!

      -- The Korny Joke Korner (http://maxpages.com/kornyjokekornr/)
Holy Crap
It's the will of God.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Beer
I bought you a beer.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
More Than Just Friends
We've been friends for so long - we know almost everything about each other. What difference could it make, except to heighten our friendship?



or



If we sleep together we can get rid of this sexual tension in our friendship.

      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Innocence
I just want to hold you all night.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Corporate
Let's merge.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)

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