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Rhyme Time
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Drinking Games
Men: Can I buy you a drink?

Women: Will you buy me a drink?

      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Muscle Car
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
It Worked
I've never done this before, I knew you were the one.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Excuse Me
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

No.

Well then, please start.


      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Nuclear Meltdown
If there is a nuclear war tomorrow, you will die without ever having had sex with me.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Rumors
There's a rumor around school that you are a lesbian.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Break Fast
Do you want to be called for breakfast or should I just blow in your ear?


      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Hard Sell
But it'll be so good...
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)
Live Fast
The way I see it is that our sex life is only so long, we may as well live it up now.
      -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/)

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