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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Critical My zipper is reaching critical mass. -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/) |
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Quarter I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/) |
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Never Fails I love you. or I've never been in love like this before. You're special, not like the rest. -- Jamiroquai Lyrics Site (http://home3.inet.tele.dk/hgaarde/) |
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Farmer's Daughter Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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Mr. Right Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now? -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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Laugh Off Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off?.. Oh, you've already heard it.. -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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Heavenly I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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Telepathic Watch A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good looking girl and starts looking at his watch. The girl notices this and asks him if his date is late. "Oh, no!" he replies, "I've just got this new state-of-the-art watch, and I was just about to test it." "What does it do?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me." "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." "Ha! Well it must be broken then because I am!" "Damn! This thing must be an hour fast." -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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Go Home Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight? -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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Say When Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com) |
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