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Tanning Bed
Can I see your tan lines?
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Honest
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Beautiful
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Turn On
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Pickup
Stand still so I can pick you up!
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Face Off
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
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Intimidated
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Pastry
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Mechanic
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Bedtime
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)

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