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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Don't ever use these pick up lines If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me? Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Say, did we go to different schools together? Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice? Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again? Would you like to dance? (if they say no) I'm sorry you misheard me, I said 'You look fat in those pants! -- Girl who wants a nice guy |
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Wanna Dance? Man: Do you want to Dance?\ Woman: No! Man: You must of misheard me, I said you look fat in those pants! -- Craig |
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The Urge To Splurge I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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Biggest Fan Are you accepting applications for your fan club? -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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Listed You're on my list of thing to do tonight. -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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Just Swell Do you want to see something swell? -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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Fishing True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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Just Plain Wrong My friend said I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Will you help me prove he was wrong? -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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Wow Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw! -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/) |
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