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Deal
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Just Talk
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Survey
Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples..
      -- Last Joke (http://www.lastjoke.com)
Squirrels
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Your Legs
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
You Are What You Eat
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
How Do You Like Your Eggs?
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Masturbation
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Eat Shit
You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Diarrhea
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)

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