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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Poetically Blunt Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Beer Keg Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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The Holidays If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Bass You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Nice Belly Button Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Math I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Lion Tamer How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Care To Dance? Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants. -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Lost I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Aren't You... Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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