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Every Bone
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Eye Of The Beholder
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Astrology
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Lost And Found
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Da Bomb
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
A Little Credit
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Can't Buy Me Love
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Look Who's Talking
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Tee Shirt
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Dumb
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)

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