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I Can See Clearly Now
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
The Flinstones
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Bite Me
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
New Species
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Foreplay
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Regrets
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Surf Wax
If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Apology Accepted
Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Eye Of The Beholder (reverse)
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Sick
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)

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