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Don't Worry Be Happy
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Bear Hug
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Forget Me Not
Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Love Train
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Jelly
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Toothless
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Peanut Butter
Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter -- I stick to the roof of your mouth.
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Pogo Stick
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Lips
Your lips look wrinkled, can I press them?
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Merry Xmas
Can I have your picture? I want Santa to know just what to get me!
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)

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