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Flower Bed
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
      -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/)
Interesting Statistic
I recently came across an interesting statistic:



Men who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 71%

Women who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 100%

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Good Lookin' Cookin'
He: I'm a really good cook!

She: What do you cook best?

He: Breakfast in bed! (grins)

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Breakfast
What do you like for breakfast?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Tomorrow Morning
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Alphabits
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

or

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Nice Pants
Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Save The Best For Last
The best part of me is covered up.

(If wearing swim trunks, a bikini, or a skimpy outfit)

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Incompatible
Overheard in our computer lab:

Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Theif
Is your daddy a thief?

No.

Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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