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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Flower Bed Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! -- Krautdog Productions (http://www.krautdog.com/) |
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Interesting Statistic I recently came across an interesting statistic: Men who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 71% Women who were successful when they used the pickup line "Hi": 100% -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Good Lookin' Cookin' He: I'm a really good cook! She: What do you cook best? He: Breakfast in bed! (grins) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Breakfast What do you like for breakfast? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Tomorrow Morning Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Alphabits If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. or If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Nice Pants Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Save The Best For Last The best part of me is covered up. (If wearing swim trunks, a bikini, or a skimpy outfit) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Incompatible Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Theif Is your daddy a thief? No. Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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