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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Ol' Blue Eyes Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. or Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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All Wet Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says: How about you and I get out of these wet clothes? It worked for him... :) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Edible Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible". -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Meeting Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Joy She: I really enjoyed myself tonight. He: I enjoyed myself too. Maybe sometime we can let our bodies enjoy each other. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Floored That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor. or That miniskirt would look great crumpled up at the end of my bed. or That's a cute outfit. It would be even cuter wrinkled on my bedroom floor. or I think that shirt would look great on the carpet beside my bed. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Pressure Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Short N' Sweet Drop 'em. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Higher Education Say, didn't we go to different schools together? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Fuzzy Bunny Wanna fuck like bunnies? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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