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Ol' Blue Eyes
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

or

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
All Wet
Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then

touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:

How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?

It worked for him... :)

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Edible
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Meeting
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Joy
She: I really enjoyed myself tonight.

He: I enjoyed myself too. Maybe sometime we can let our bodies enjoy each other.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Floored
That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.

or

That miniskirt would look great crumpled up at the end of my bed.

or

That's a cute outfit. It would be even cuter wrinkled on my bedroom floor.

or

I think that shirt would look great on the carpet beside my bed.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Pressure
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Short N' Sweet
Drop 'em.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Higher Education
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Fuzzy Bunny
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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