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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Directions Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house? or Hi, I'm new in town. Which way is it to your house? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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We Need To Talk Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Lucky Cards I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said: Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the victim try to hold back her smile... Or he had cards that said: Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of killing myself for your love and I don't even know your NAME__________ PHONE________ -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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So Far So Good Hi, my name's Ron, how do you like me so far? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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@the_office At the office copy machine: "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?" -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Hidden There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Time For Fun She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time? He: Do you have the energy? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Love And Marriage What is your favorite position on extramarital sex? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Lucky If This Works Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Kidz Say mother! Want another? (if she has children) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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