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Dashing
Bond. James Bond.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Emergency
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Not A Chance
Take a chance on me.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Face It
Your place or mine?

or

Your face or mine?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Lucky Charm
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Wakup And Smell The Coffee
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Pets
Do you want to come back to my place and pet my dog/cat?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Artistic
You have the ass of a great artist.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Hold Me
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Matchmaker
When asked for a match:

How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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