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The Witch Makes A Choice
A neighboring monarch attacked Camelot and captured Arthur.

The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's

youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as

he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have

a year to figure out the answer;

if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed.

The question was:

What do women really want? Such a question would perplex

even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it

seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than

death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an

answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began

to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the

priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke

with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory

answer. Not even Merlin.



What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch,

as only she would know the answer. The price would be high,

since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the

exorbitant fees she charged. The last day of the year

arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the

witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to

accept her price first:

The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the

Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified: she was hunchbacked and awfully

hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, often

made obscene noises... He had never run across such a

repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry

her and have to endure such a burden.



Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He

told him that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to

Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence,

their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's

question: What a woman really wants is to be able to be in

charge of her own life. Everyone instantly knew that the

witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would

be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared

Arthur's life and granted him total freedom.



What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn

between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always,

gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on

display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and

made everyone uncomfortable. The wedding night approached:

Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the

bedroom. What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman

he'd ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked

what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been

so kind to her (when she'd been a witch), half the time she

would be her horrible, deformed self, and the other half, she

would be her beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her

to be during the day and which during the night? What a

cruel question! Gawain began to think of his predicament:

During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,

but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old spooky

witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but

by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?



What would you do?



What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've

made your own choice.

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Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful

all the time, because he had respected her and had let her be

in charge of her own life.



What is the moral of this story?
THE MORAL IS THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR WOMAN IS PRETTY

OR UGLY, UNDERNEATH IT ALL, SHE'S STILL A WITCH!!!!


      -- The Jokemeister's free jokes (http://www.markfunk.com)

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