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Conception
Would you like to have kids with me? No? Well, then, would you just like to practice?
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Hotty
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Be There Or Be Square
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Only If
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Got Some?
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
The Pill
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Stuck
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Pray
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Forget It
What a coincidence--the woman I'd forget for you is blonde, too!
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)
Smuggled
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling Tic-Tacs?
      -- Dribble Glass of Life (http://www.dribbleglass.com/)

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