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Child's Play
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Refreshing
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
The Carnival
Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Pubes
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Sprinkle
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Looking Good
I'd look good on you.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Last Words
I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

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Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
New In Town
Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Fancy Free
Fancy a fuck?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Dream Come True
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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