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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Be There My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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See Ya It's always good for you to see me again. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Greek Pickles He: Have you ever had one of those fantasies where Greek gods feed you these little pickles? She: No. He: Well, I'll have to show you what one is like, but it will be only one Greek god (point to yourself, then look down at your crotch) and I won't be feeding you little pickles. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Spell Check I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was included. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Grade School Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Smiles Are Free I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Straight To The Point Walk up to a girl, put your hands on her shoulders, and say: "I'd like to get something straight between us." And then look at your (you know)...... -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Lap Dance Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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So You Wanna? Wanna Dance? No! Wanna Drink? No! Wanna Fuck? Yes (pause) but not with you -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Check It Out So, do you wanna see something really swell? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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