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All In The Family
That girl/guy I'm with, oh, she's/he's just my sister/brother.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Is It Really You?
One of the worst pickup lines ever (most probably will get you slapped):

I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Don't Sweat It
Another line that doesn't work:

Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Breasts
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Tictacno
Is that a tictac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Look Who's Talking
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
I Know You Want This
He: Have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc in you?

She: Uh...no....

He: Well, do you want some?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Kiss This
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Love Slave
Can I please be your slave tonight?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Proposal
You should be someone's wife.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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