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Career Move
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Hard Up
You know, you're very easy on the eyes.

or (for the braver males)

You know, you're very easy on the eyes...can I get hard on you

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Final Fantasy
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Two Fingers
Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with *these* two fingers?

(holding up any two)

Obvious reply: No, why?

Because they're mine.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Play Your Cards
I had a friend give a card that had on the front:

1 2 3 4

Pick a number and then on the back of the card it read:

"Sex maniacs always pick 3"

you wouldn't believe how many women pick 3.

It was a great card.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Self Centered
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Be Mine
What can I do to make you sleep with me?

or (for a lighter touch)

What can I do to make you mine?

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Save The Last Dance
Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Getting Married
When's our wedding date?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Baby
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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