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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Career Move Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Hard Up You know, you're very easy on the eyes. or (for the braver males) You know, you're very easy on the eyes...can I get hard on you -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Final Fantasy Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Two Fingers Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with *these* two fingers? (holding up any two) Obvious reply: No, why? Because they're mine. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Play Your Cards I had a friend give a card that had on the front: 1 2 3 4 Pick a number and then on the back of the card it read: "Sex maniacs always pick 3" you wouldn't believe how many women pick 3. It was a great card. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Self Centered Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Be Mine What can I do to make you sleep with me? or (for a lighter touch) What can I do to make you mine? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Save The Last Dance Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Getting Married When's our wedding date? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Baby Hey baby, let's go make some babies. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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