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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Mixed Drinks Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Mad Magazine From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986. 9 Very Unsuccessful Pickup Lines: 1. Would you like to see my boa constrictor? 2. Is that a false nose? 3. You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. 4. I'm drunk. 5. Hi, my friends call me Creepy. 6. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? 7. I just threw up. 8. You're ugly but you intrigue me. 9. I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Sure-prize Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor? or Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Just One Night He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We've established what kind of woman that you are, we're just haggling over the price. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Your Box Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Waiting For You If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theater/club for someone, go up to her and say... If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Buyer's Market If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Crazy Willie Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your willy and say: Hey Charlie, see anyone here you recognize? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Suck On It Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a bumper?!? Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley? I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Give The Finger Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives say: "I knew if I fingered you long enough, you would come." or "Do you always come when someone fingers you?" -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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