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Picture Perfect
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Party Time
I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting...

Let's meet sometime...

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Good God
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Too Much To Drink
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Recipe For Success
Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Solicitation
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
You're Special
Be unique and different, say yes.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
After
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here

after.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Widow Of Opportunity
I'm really sorry about __________.

It was a lovely funeral.

You look ravishing in black, did you know that?

What you need now is a nice backrub.

Are the straps too tight, darling?

How tragic. How very, very tragic.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
If I Had A Million Dollars
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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