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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Porn Star Would you like to be in movies? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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The Ride Home Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Baby Pictures Would you like to see a baby picture of me? (Shows the girl the picture of a baby better endowed that most men.) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Spit It Out Hello, love, do you spit or swallow? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Wrote The Book You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more?? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Graduate Hey babe, did you know I'm on the Harvard Mailing List? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Believe It Or Not Follow these instructions: 1: Make sure that you are in the front of the person you're trying to attract. 2: Put your hands in a vertical plane and separate your hands to the proper distance you want to get across. 3: Look at the person of your affections and with a eartoear grin, shake your head up and down as to reply that you're this big! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Hair Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair of yours! -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Towel There's the old classic from the movie "Fletch" (to girl in towel): Excuse me, could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Nothing Is Enough She: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, article of clothing)? He: I like nothing better. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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