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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Crazy Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Family Tree I want to bear all your children. (to a woman) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Let Them Did you know that the word "motel" spelled backwards means "let' om"? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Smelly Let's take a shower together, you smell. or You smell wet. Let's party. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Grammar May I end this sentence with a proposition? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Cat Scratch Fever I've got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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The King If I was Elvis, would you screw me? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Take Me Now If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Keeper Want to see my stamp collection? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Cyber-sex Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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