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You Know Me
Don't you know me from somewhere?
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Newsflash
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Table Manners
At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, "Wanna roll?"
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Winner
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
There's More Where That Came From
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Ribbed
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Dr. Love
Funny you should mention that, I was a gynecologist once.
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
A Bit Nippy
Cold outside, isn't it? (staring at breasts)
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Thick Cash
Actually, ma'am, ah'm not as tall as you think. Ah'm from Taixus, and ah'm

sittin' on mah wallet.

      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)
Home Maker
Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
      -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/)

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