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Algorigthm I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Programmer I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Santa's Little Helper Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 10. I'm down here. 9. Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 8. I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi. 7. I can get you off the naughty list. 6. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys. 5. I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.. 4. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler 3. I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man. 2. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig. 1. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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On David Letterman -- Late Night with David Letterman, from Michael Wertheim Stare at a guy/girl for a long time, and when he/she notices for the second or third time, go up to him/her and say... I'm sorry for staring at you, but you look very much like someone I used to date. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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The Bigger The Better Sometimes it can be helpful to start with a complement. Example: after "accidently" bumping her boobs, noticing a loose button, etc., say, "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened." -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Hot Air Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Dying Young I have only three months to live (heard it in a movie; of course, this was all before AIDS) or I'm filthy rich and have only six weeks to live. Will you help me make these next few weeks the happiest days of my life? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Walk On By Love is like a rug. So you can walk all over me and lie on me. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Strangers In The Night Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Colorful Chicks dig me. I wear colored underwear. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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