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Bold And Beautiful
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock

and get a little boulder?!?


      -- Rope's End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Consensual Sex
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you,

I don't want to have sex without mutual consent;

and by the way, you have my consent.


      -- Rope's End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Bed Of Roses
Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Kisses
Would you like to try an Australian kiss?

It is just like a French kiss, but down under...


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Screw It
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it."


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Dissapointing
Whip it out and show me what you got,

so I can save the disappointment for later.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Party Till You Drop
Happy Hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Pizza Place
I'm like Domino's Pizza.

If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Prove It
Mine's bigger than his; want proof?


      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)
Beauty
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
      -- Ropes End (http://www.ropesend.com/)

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