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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
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Rich Bitch Hi, I make more money than you can spend. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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100 Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Past Life Excuse me, but weren't you Shirley MacLaine in a past life? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Past Life (2) Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Lines By Women Lines by women: Please may I rest my head on your shoulder? Do you know how to use this? (holding up a vibrator) How about a night of passion in Doncaster? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Shattered He: What was that? She: What was what? He: That sound. She: I didn't hear anything. He: It was the sound of my heart breaking. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Toothpaste You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Last Time Weren't you a woman the last time we met? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Just Friends Do you have room in your life for a new friend? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Sleep Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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