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499 Bad Pick up Lines Jokes
This is page 41 of 50 pages displaying a total of 499 Bad Pick up Lines jokes.
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Floored The only reason that I would kick you out of be would be to fuck you on the floor. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Inner Thighs Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Lap Gorgeous hair. But it'd be even better brushing against my thighs. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Suck This Approach a girl and say, "Do you like jewels." Then lob your dick out and say, "Suck this, it's a gem! Or do you like chicken? Suck this, it's pretty foul! Or do you like pork? Suck this, it's dripping!" -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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I Like What You're Wearing That's a nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you're wearing. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Belt What nice legs you've got. I wouldn't mind wearing them as a belt, or neck tie if you prefer. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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End Of The Line Just where do those legs of yours end? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Tired Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day? -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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My Parents Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here. -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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Burn Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker. (pause for effect) -- Mark Allan Co (http://www.cs.ucr.edu/~marcus/) |
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